- A is for ARGHHHH, 6 weeks with my kids!!
- B is for Booze - make sure you have loads of it!
- C is for counting the days untill they go back!
- D is for Disney Channel - it will be a lifesaver when the kids keep moaning that they have nothing to do
- E is for EEK! What have they done now!
- F is for Failing to keep your sanity
- G is for Grandparents, they were invented for having kids in the holidays
- H is for Happy hour down the pub ;)
- I is for Ignoring the little buggers when they argue, when they constantly call your name and when they constantly want to fight
- J is for juggling work and childcare
- K is for kicking them out into the garden
- L is for loving the bedtimes, when your little treasures are safely tucked up in bed and you reach for the
glassbottle of wine!
- M is for money, you will have it for a short time so make the most of it
- N is for 'NO DONT DO THAT' 'NO DONT CLIMB THE TREE' 'NO YOU CANT HAVE MORE SWEETS'
- O is for Oh Lord, why did i have so many children?
- P is for Paraceromol, you will get through boxes of it!
- Q is for quiet - What the hell is quiet?
- S is for STOP!
- T is for Tantrums and tears but its really time you grew up and learned to cope with your kids!
- U is for utterly exhausted
- V is for Valium ;)
- W is for What the heck are they doing now?
- X is for Xray as no doubt you will spend time here in the summer holidays
- Y is for yawning
- Z is for zzzzzzz just pretend to be asleep and they will leave you alone!
Wednesday, 6 August 2014
A-Z Of Summer Holidays (An Alternative Parents Guide)
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